Q.1
Would you rather...
Work for a detestable big-name creative director and make tons of money
Work for a creative director you respect and admire and make barely enough money to pay your rent
Q.2
Would you rather...
Have no separation between work and home life but be really close friends with your coworkers and go out with them all of the time
Work over the weekend occasionally but have clear separation otherwise between work and home
Q.3
Would you rather...
Be trapped in an elevator with an account person
Be trapped in an elevator with an over-eager intern
Q.4
Would you rather...
Be the creative held responsible for the Hyundai suicide ad
Be the creative held responsible for the Belvedere rape ad
Q.5
Would you rather...
Have unlimited access to good food and booze in the office at all times, for free
Have shorter hours
Q.6
Would you rather...
Man the Twitter account of a cheesy brand mascot for the next five years
Fill out timesheets for everyone on your team every day for the next five months
Q.7
Would you rather...
Work longer hours for more money
Work shorter hours for less money
Q.8
Would you rather...
Work on an online gambling site campaign
Work on a cigarette brand's marketing
Q.9
Would you rather...
Get feedback on creative from the client's art school nephew
Get copy edits from a non native English speaker
Q.10
Would you rather...
Pitch a piece of business the Monday after July 4th
Adjust work according to last minute client request on a Friday